There Are 5 kinds of teachers in highschool
- the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything
- The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
- the ones that are really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
- the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
- the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class
but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
"and you’ll present it in front of the class"
This better be my cake
This is an awesome idea. Although I’d also be tempted to make all the lesser rings of power as a batch of cupcakes, and give them to my friends.
…But they would be all of them deceived, for another cupcake would be made.
In my apartment, in the fires of my oven, I will bake in secret a Master Cupcake to control all the others. And into this cupcake I will pour my flour, my sugar, and my will to dominate all confections.
Reblogging again for commentary.
Wow. One does not simply have a birthday.
that bolded is KILLING ME
CAN BOYS EVER WALK UP TO A TRASH CAN AND THROW THINGS AWAY NORMALLY OR IS THAT JUST NOT AN OPTION
no b/c if they get too close they will get sucked into their place of true belonging
Tumblr wouldn’t be the same without us Whovians.
move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
It really is.
yea, it truly is.
My gf caught me moving my finger for the cat and asked what happens when I stop moving my finger….
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
March break aka the week i sit in my bed and forget to shower while being sad about my life
babies dont deserve clear skin they dont even go to school
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two