graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

(via consultingwhovian)

lordoftheinternet:

next time on “kitchen nightmares”: chef ramsay pays a visit to a failing a meth lab in kentucky. can he improve this lazy meth cook’s output and bring him back to the top of the drug world? find out this friday at 8/7c only on fox

(via the-legend-of-ghirahim)

brother-touching-wincest:

On Supernatural, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “I can’t do this without you” which roughly translates to “If you die, I’m coming with you” and I think that I’m crying help me.

(Source: damrnitsammy, via consultingwhovian)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

ourgoatrodeo:

miecroft:

*whispers* am i the only person who doesn’t ship eleven and clara

Personally as I’m watching it, I see it as the sort of relationship a niece might have with her fun uncle (sans the kissing moments, naturally). I see it that way much more than as a ship.

(via consultingwhovian)

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

(via mytubers)

• my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
• me: yes but today is not that day

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

(via wearing-sammy-to-the-prom)